I saw a cartoon once where there were two little devils sitting around in hell. They've got their pitchforks, and they're covered in snow, clearly freezing cold and shivering. Evidently, it has frozen over. One of the devils is looking at the other and the caption reads, "I dunno... maybe the Vikings won the Super Bowl?"
The Vikings are the only team to have lost four Super Bowls -- which comprises all of their Super Bowl appearances. An amazing feat, capable only of a team from Minnesota.
The reason I bring any of this up, is because I believe this past Friday the little devils are thoroughly confused, hell having frozen over, but it not being football season.
Why, you may ask?
My dad just learned how to text.
Hardworking employee catches her boyfriend draining $2400 from their joint
savings account to buy himself a watch: 'Four months of me eating crackers
for dinner so he could feel rich'
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Would you eat Cup o' Noodles for every meal for almost half a year so that
your boyfriend could wear a fancy watch? I doubt it.
Eating saltine crackers and...
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